One-Liner Wednesday: Humorous Quotes

Have you ever written a quote that just makes you chuckle? How about reading a quote from Yogi Berra (not the bear) and thinking “That’s brilliant…wait! That makes no sense!”

What’s your favorite quote (yours or someone else’s) that makes you giggle?

Here’s mine:

“You may think that I am bitter, but I’m not. I’m tangy.” – Leon Stevens

For Linda G. Hill’s One Liner Wednesday

Leon Stevens is a blogger, composer, artist, and an author of three books (so far): Lines by Leon: Poems, Prose, and PicturesJourneys: Eight Original Pieces for Classical Guitar and The Knot at the End of the Rope and Other Short Stories.

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One-Liner Wednesday: Why isn’t there another word for thesaurus?

I would credit this if I knew who came up with it first, but it wasn’t me:

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

Thanks to Linda for the grammar idea: https://lindaghill.com/2021/09/15/one-liner-wednesday-words-to-live-by-2/

Leon Stevens is a blogger, composer, artist, and an author of three books (so far): Lines by Leon: Poems, Prose, and PicturesJourneys: Eight Original Pieces for Classical Guitar and The Knot at the End of the Rope and Other Short Stories.

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One-Liner Wednesday: One Line Mysteries

I’m trying this for the first time because of the prompt: cinnamon from https://lindaghill.com/2021/08/18/one-liner-wednesday-cinnamon/

One Line Mysteries

In the dim light, the cinnamon had a striking resemblance to cumin, which would explain the odd-tasting apple crumble…

Leon Stevens is a blogger, composer, artist, and an author of three books (so far): Lines by Leon: Poems, Prose, and PicturesJourneys: Eight Original Pieces for Classical Guitar and The Knot at the End of the Rope and Other Short Stories.

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