
Either football players are either very, very good … actors?
Or,
Football players are very, very …fragile?
Here’s a [clears throat] true story [rolls eyes].
I was at the store the other day when another customer passed me in the aisle, their long coat brushing against my leg. I immediately dropped to the floor clutching my leg. Oh, the pain . . .
C’mon guys. Can you hear my eyes rolling?
Leon Stevens is a multi-genre author, composer, guitarist, songwriter, and an artist, with a Bachelor of Music and Education. He published his first book of poetry, Lines by Leon: Poems, Prose, and Pictures in January 2020, followed by a book of original classical guitar compositions, Journeys, and a short story collection of science fiction/post-apocalyptic tales called The Knot at the End of the Rope and Other Short Stories. His newest publications are the novella trilogy, The View from Here, which is a continuation of one of his short stories, and a new collection of poetry titled, A Wonder of Words.

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When my now 17yo was 8 or 9 he did that to me once. I brushed past him when my finger tip tapped him lightly to move out of the way. He did that overly dramatic drop and squirming around on the floor as if in excruciating pain before exploding into giggles. Scared the crap out of me. 🙄😀
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He’d make a good soccer player!
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