I went to pick up shampoo the other day. The questions needed to complete this task came at me fast and furious:
Is my hair fine? Sure, I guess it’s doing OK.
Dry & damaged? Isn’t everyone’s?
Needing of fuller body? Maybe.
Fizz control? Shoudn’t have used the last one.
Do I want conditioning? Yes. I suppose.
In need of a silky sheen? Does it ever!
Dandruff? Who am I, my dad?
How much grey hair am I getting? (Oh yeah. Gonna be just like my dad)
Does it have cracked and split ends? How should I know?
How long have I been standing here? Hey, look! This one is cheaper. Now just to quickly grab a tube of toothpaste.
Wait. What the…!?
Leon Stevens is a multi-genre author, composer, guitarist, songwriter, and an artist, with a Bachelor of Music and Education. He published his first book of poetry, Lines by Leon: Poems, Prose, and Pictures in January 2020, followed by a book of original classical guitar compositions, Journeys, and a short story collection of science fiction/post-apocalyptic tales called The Knot at the End of the Rope and Other Short Stories. His newest publications are the novella trilogy, The View from Here, which is a continuation of one of his short stories, and a new collection of poetry titled, A Wonder of Words.